I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
