Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
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I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
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