who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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