S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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