I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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