i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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