She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
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Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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