he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
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