just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
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I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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