Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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