You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Fuck appropriateness.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
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There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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