i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
She's the barista slut.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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