OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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