There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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