Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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