You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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