I swear she didn't look like that last week.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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