the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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