We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
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