I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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