Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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