Me too!
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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