If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
its liver damage thursday
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