spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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