he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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