I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
there was a trapeze. enough said
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
We just shotgunned beers for America
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
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