i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
where does the pee come out of this thing
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
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He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
The air taste purple.
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