Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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