She's JV to your varsity
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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