remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
only if we run a train.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
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I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Who died my cat blue again?