Cold hands, warm shart.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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