Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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