This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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