I must be too annoying 4 u.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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