He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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