he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm like, not good at living.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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