I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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