i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
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this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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