he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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