just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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