My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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