So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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