what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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