You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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