he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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