Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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