Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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