Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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