Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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