Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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