I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
