Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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