Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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