my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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