he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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