Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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